Dean S. Planet: How did you first make it on the Stern Show?
John The Stutterer: In the summer of '99 I wrote KC a letter basically describing my situation. Among which I was a then 30 yr old stuttering virgin, and I asked him if he could ask Howard if he could get me laid and ever since I have been a regular on the show.
Dean S. Planet: Does Fred's impersonation of your stuttering get on your nerves?
John The Stutterer: Usually not, because I like Fred and he is always very kind and respectful to me off air.
Dean S. Planet: On your last Stern Show appearance you vowed to never do another porn flick. Have you changed your mind?
John The Stutterer: Well I should have mentioned the caveat of unless I'm guaranteed upfront money.
Dean S. Planet: What are the worst and best parts of being part of the Wack Pack?
John The Stutterer: Well the positive is the obvious that I get to be a regular part of the show. The negative is that there is a negative connotation that comes along with being associated with a name such as the wack pack. That is to say when people hear that term they assume that you must be retarded or stupid and in my case I'm clearly not, I just stutter.
Dean S. Planet: Who do you think is funnier, Jackie Martling or Artie Lange?
John The Stutterer: While I like them both I can objectively say Artie has now surpassed Jackie. Artie forte is great one liners where as Jackie is a better joke writer.
Dean S. Planet: Howard seemed to really be into that chick 'G-Spot' aka 'Ginger' but I personally think that Tatiana Stone (star of your first adult film) is way hotter. Who was your personal favorite to share a scene with?
John The Stutterer: If you narrowed it down between just the two of them I would also pick Tatianna although they are both hot.
Dean S. Planet: Was your last appearance your worst experience on the Stern Show?
John The Stutterer: Yeah because it just reiterated what I had already suspected that these girls I filmed with actually found me repulsive.
Dean S. Planet: I read that you watch a lot of adult films. Who is your favorite porn star?
John The Stutterer: She is not as well known as some of the more popular stars but her name is Layla Rivera.
Dean S. Planet: Who is the coolest celeb/person you were able to meet thanks to the Stern Show?
John The Stutterer: Tim Stack from Son of the Beach.
Dean S. Planet: You seem to not really get along with other members of the Wack Pack. Are there any that you like?
John The Stutterer: Yes, I like Beetle, Gary the retard, Double A, Crack head Bob, Irish John Eddie the Produce Guy, Jeff The Drunk, the only people I don't like are Yucko and Ralph. |
