Bob Thorney
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Imus song parodydownload link:
http://www.rogepost.com/n/2556776606
[to the tune of Bon Jovi "Dead or Alive"]
I'm Imus the geezer
I wear a stupid cowboy hat
I'm 100 years old
and I look like yosemite sam
I have 3 teeth left
and I dribble when I pee
so why did Di-er-der marry
a codger like me?
I'm a fake cowboy, in a wheelchair I ride
Imus, Iiiiiimus, am I...dead or alive?
I've got 1 kid named Wyatt
and the other is Debbie Hayes
half of my scrotum
has wasted away
I drool in my microphone
I'm wrinkled and old
I think I need a diaper change
I hope Di-er-der comes home
I'm a fake cowboy, in a wheelchair I ride
Imus, Iiiiiimus, am I...dead or alive?
I'm a fake cowboy, wash up my dirty backside
Imus, Iiiiiimus, am I...dead or alive?
Imus, dead or alive
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