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| Bob Thorney |
A drunken holiday story from 'Miss Howard Stern'A drunken Andrea dictated this story to me over the phone:
Reindeer go to look for food together. A reindeer grows antlers. It keeps them warm. All reindeer grow antlers. They're called hooves. Hooves find them food. The reindeer live near the North Pole. Now some reindeer need help with the people. Those would include 'Miss Howard Stern' and the North Pole celebrity Santa Claus. He owns the North Pole. May all your wishes come true. And now Santa Claus and 'Miss Howard Stern' will come rescue you. Love, Miss Howard Stern |
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| editor |
You really should have recorded this...  It would have been much funnier in her voice...
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| Bob Thorney |
Yeah, I know. I wish I could have recorded when she was telling me what to write. She was talking so fast and in such a shrill voice and slurring her words so much, I had to ask her to repeat the sentences over and over so I could understand what she said! And I told her that her story didn't make sense, but she just wanted me to type it and post it! |
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| Wild Oats |
Boy, she overdid the boobs a bit... 
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| geeell |
Bob, I gotta say, your tastes in young ladies has certainly matured a bit since the early days of SFN.
Remember when we all used to goof on you and call you a pedophile because of your obsession with the prepubescent Olsen Twins? Those were fun times and you were always a good sport — even when we posted that pic of James Trafficant and said it was you. 
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| pfa |
Yer right... Andrea ruined a perfectly good body with them basketballs. Sheeesh
Has Traficante ever been on a show with Riley Martin? |
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| NewsGuy |
Don't forget those giant Babba-esque choppers. 
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| Who?Me? |
So, Bob.. with it being New Year's weekend and all... If you happen to be on the phone with Ms. Howard Stern, please hit the "record" button and get the soundbytes...
Meanwhile... http://www.bigfatrhino.com/iblog/...207761/E20060126093010/index.html |
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