 |
fantalkback2talkhosts.myfreeforum.org
A multi-talk-host clearing house...
|
| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Wild Oats
Siriusly Stern Fanatical
Joined: 19 Nov 2005
Posts: 330
|
 Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:19 am Post subject: Old "Stacked and Packed" Interviews |
 |
|
A couple of old "Stacked and Packed" interview transcripts found on the web...
I found a partial transcript of Howard Stern Show of December 15, 1997. Kept by Stern's enemies. http://www.cbsc.ca/english/decisions/decisions/1998/980220appendix.htm | Quote: | There was a lengthy dialogue with G. Gordon Liddy, creator of the "Stacked and Packed" calendar:
Liddy: This is the most politically incorrect calendar.
Stern: This is so wrong, this calendar, that it's funny. It's G. Gordon Liddy's "Stacked and Packed" calendar. He went and got women from his audience, good-looking women who listen to him, and they are nice-looking women. They really are.
Liddy: They are.
Stern: And they're in like bra and panties. Some of them are like topless. Some of them are topless, right?
Liddy: Oh, yeah.
Quivers: Woow! Topless?
Stern: Yeah. Some of them pose, but they all have to pose with guns, all of G. Gordon Liddy's favourite guns.
Liddy: That's right. You know what my favourite here is, and I shouldn't have favourites, but my favourite is Miss May, Diane. This is the woman, she's got a Thompson submachine gun and she's giving the old [inaudible] pose and she's had four kids and you'd never know it.
Quivers: Let me see this.
Stern: Let me see May. Is that Diane?
Liddy: [inaudible...] May.
Stern: That's Diane?
Quivers: Yes.
Liddy: That's Diane. Four children.
Quivers: Oh, my God!
Liddy: And she's in a pose like here comes the fifth, but she looks like she's [inaudible].
Stern: Yeah, she's got her legs spread and... The one I liked was I like Paula and I like her gun. I'm partial to this gun. I'm into guns. I love guns, too, like G. Gordon Liddy. I think guns are the greatest.
Quivers: And these are his favourite guns.
Stern: These are his favourite guns. Like you see, here's Paula. Like she's sexy and she's like a woman from your audience, right?
Liddy: Yes, every one of them are women from the audience.
Stern: She wrote in to you and said, I'm a good-looking woman, and sent you a picture?
Quivers: And she likes guns, too?
Liddy: Well, what I do is we put out the calls...
Stern: Look at the cans on her, man.
Liddy: ... and we got like 300, 400 women who had like their boyfriends or somebody take pictures with a 35 millimetre, and then we picked... there's 13 of them, as you know. We give you January 1999, too, just to show I'm not cheap. So we got about 13 girls and then we arranged to have them all photographed professionally with the large format camera and all of that because with the 35 millimetre, you can't blow it up like this.
Stern: I must be getting old because it's weird. Like these are good looking girls, and they all have big cans and everything, but when you put girls with guns, I find myself, I go, Wow, look at that gun! It's like a .357 Magnum with two raucy side clips .357 Magnum. Look at those guns, Robin. I'm ignoring this beautiful woman. Look at the size of those guns, Robin. You can kill like 50 guys with them.
Liddy: Oh, absolutely. These girls, Robin, are prepared to defend their virtue.
...
Quivers: And did they just want to be in the calendar or were they really gun enthusiasts?
Liddy: Uh, well, some of them are really gun enthusiasts because when they send you the picture, for the entry, they are posing with the head of the animal they just killed.
Quivers: Oh geez.
Stern: You're saying Ms. December is a model?
Liddy: Ms. September.
Stern: Oh, September
Liddy: Ms. September. The one that is sitting on a Harley Davidson.
Stern: Yeah, boy some of these girls are really good looking but... oh her, really? I don't think she is that great looking.
Liddy: Well, she's a model, out there in Los Angeles.
Stern: Yeah, I like the gun she's got. She's got a semi-automatic pistol caliber fifth [inaudible]. Look at...
Quivers: And do they write up the gun?
Stern: Oh yeah, the gun has more write up than each girl.
Liddy: Oh yeah, absolutely.
...
Howard Stern: Anyway, G. Gordon Liddy has made a calendar that I think combines two great elements: guns and girls.
Liddy: That's right.
Howard Stern: There is nothing sexier. |
http://www.imao.us/archives/001280.html
| Quote: | March 01, 2004
Frank Discussions: G. Gordon Liddy
Posted by Frank J. at 07:15 AM
Here's something different for me: an actual interview. At the suggestion and help of Eric Scheie of Classical Values, I got fifteen minutes on the phone with G. Gordon Liddy, known for the G. Gordon Liddy Show and... well... other things (check out his site; it has his bio there if you really don't know who he is). As inane as I tried to make my questions, Mr. Liddy somehow came up with serious and thoughtful answers to all of them. That, combined with some bad research, I think made me come off as a bit more of an idiot than usual, but I still believe it's a good read.
Thanks again to Eric Scheie, to Mr. Liddy's producer (and sometimes Stacked & Packed calendar model) Diana, and especially to G. Gordon Liddy.
Now, without further ado, here is my first ever transcription of a phone conversation:
Frank: Congratulations on twelve years of the G. Gordon Liddy Show. Is it hard to do two hours every weekday? Do you ever just make stuff up if the news has been slow?
Liddy: Actually I do four hours a day, five days a week, and there is such an enormous amount of news of serious import these days that I have more than enough material.
Frank: Anything to say about the recent controversy with radio show hosts? Like are you afraid you're going to get taken off the air for indecency?
Liddy: No, this particular problem will not affect me, and it certainly won't be any problem for my friend Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh. It is solely limited to the adolescent potty-talk people, and some of them it won't harm either. For example, my friend Howard Stern is a very bright man, and I think that he could do a radio program on a number of different levels. He could do serious discourse on politics or anything else because he certainly has the intellect to do that. So, if he is prevented from using his usual M.O., he can switch to another. Someone like The Don and Mike Show here in Washington D.C., which is just one uneducated adolescent and another slightly more educated adolescent, both of whom are sort of Howard Stern wannabes. You take away their ability to speak obscenely and indecently and there is nothing left. They have nothing left with their act.
Frank: I see what you mean. Well, anyway, let's get to politics. In brief, how well do you think Bush has done at his job as president?
Liddy: Given that we're at war, which is the most important factor, he is an excellent wartime president, and that's what we need right now. I, for example, very much opposed the political policies - the domestic political policies - of Franklin Roosevelt - bear in mind I was 15 when World War II ended, and I remember it very well - but he was an excellent wartime leader, and that's what we needed in World War II: a good wartime leader. That's what we need now - a wartime leader - and we certainly have that in President Bush.
Frank: In brief, how well do you think the Democrats have been at undermining Bush at his job as president?
Liddy: Well, we won't know until Election Day. All these polls that they keep taking are photographs - slices, sort of like an MRI of a period in time - and none of them count. The only one that counts is the poll taken on Election Day. They've certainly started a lot of controversy, but President Bush has not really started to fire back yet. He's stayed above the fray while the Democrats sort out whom shall be their candidate. Once that is determined, he will start is counter battery fire.
Frank: Been waiting for that myself. I guess he just started a little bit the other day with a shot at Kerry.
Liddy: Yeah, a little bit.
Frank: Anyway, John Kerry appears to be the frontrunner to challenge Bush. Do you think a haughty, French-looking liberal who served in Vietnam is just what the nation needs to fight terrorism?
Liddy: I think somebody who has been consistent no matter what his combat record in Vietnam was - someone who has since consistently voted against the actual defense of the United States is not what we need to fight a war.
Frank: So, what do you think are the root causes of terrorism, and how many explosives do you think it would take to eradicate them?
Liddy: The root causes of terrorism are radical fundamentalist Islamic beliefs which are completely intolerant even of brother Muslims who are not as radical in their beliefs as are they. As to how many explosives would be necessary to eradicate them, there is a mathematical formula. You count them all up, and then you measure the powder in one .45 ACP caliber cartridge and multiply that by the number of radical Islamic fundamentalists and you get the answer.
Frank: .45 ACP - I like that. Now, I've talked to some military men who have been to Iraq, and they've told me some areas now are as almost as dangerous as Chicago. Do you think it's time for America to finally pull out of the quagmire that is Chicago?
Liddy: Well, I'll tell ya, I've been to Chicago, and every time I've been there I have enjoyed myself. Nobody has ever bothered me in Chicago, and I've been in South Chicago. I've operated in that area as a special agent of the FBI, and I would say that law enforcement has things pretty well in hand.
Frank: That's good to know. Who do you think we should have war with next?
Liddy: Well, it depends upon what our intel tells us about the capabilities and intentions of Syria, Iran, and North Korea. Whichever one appears to be the most dangerous in terms of close support for the terrorists who are targeting us I would say should be next on the list for regime change as promised by the President in his original State of the Union.
Frank: Now this is your tenth year of your Stacked and Packed Calendar?
Liddy: Yes, currently - right. We're starting the recruitment for the girls for the eleventh.
Frank: As everyone knows, men love firearms and attractive women; what gave you the idea to combine the two?
Liddy: When I was a boy, of course, you had girly calendars in every garage, factory, and everything else that you could think of. And, when I was a boy, you could walk right down the Main Street of town - you know, if you were 13-years-old or so - with your firearm on the way out to the woods to shoot squirrels and so forth. Then that became politically incorrect - both of those things became politically incorrect, and I wanted to make a statement against political correctness, so I combined the girly calendar and firearms.
Frank: That's a nice way to make a statement, but has your calendar ever drawn controversy from people who dislike women or are against the objectification of firearms?
Liddy: Certainly the calendar has drawn some controversy, but far more approval and support than controversy. Thus its success, and thus it is going into its eleventh year.
Frank: It's good to hear that. Now, I always say you can tell a lot about a man from his choice in firearms. What's your favorite gun?
Liddy: Handgun or shoulder arm?
Frank: Let's say handgun.
Liddy: I would say the Smith & Wesson Model 17 in .44 caliber.
Frank: Nice gun. In 1998, you had an autobiography?
Liddy: Did you say Model 17? I should have said 27.
Frank: Actually, I think it's 29.
Liddy: 29? Okay.
Frank: My dad has one. It's a nice gun. I didn't want to correct you; thought you might know more. In 1998, you had an autobiography Will published. Now, according to my research, you've yet to die since then and don't seem to plan on doing so anytime in the near future. Will you eventually have to do an addendum?
Liddy: Actually, it was published in 1980, and it's still in print, still selling thousands of copies a year. There are over a million copies in print. It ended in 1977.
Frank: I need better research.
Liddy: If I wanted to do a complete and up to date autobiography, I would certainly have to issue an addendum. If I were to want to get additional information that has been discovered about Watergate from that time to present, then I would have to have an addendum limited to that subject. To a certain extent I did that with my latest book which is called When I Was a Kid, This Was a Free Country. There is an appendix in there that brings up to date what has been learned since. There will probably be a reissue of a book by Len Colodny, Robert Gettlin called Silent Coup which will have a much greater volume of material.
Frank: I've heard about your book - I've yet to read it, though - When I Was a Kid, This Was a Free Country. So, when were you a kid, or do you have to read the book to find that out?
Liddy: Well, you do the math. I was born on November the 30th, 1930.
Frank: Sounds pretty nice back then how you talked about shooting squirrels - my Mom would have yelled at me for that. Have you ever considered doing an audio version of the book to try and win a Grammy?
Liddy: There was an audio version of the book done by a professional who read it so that it could be recorded for the use of the blind.
Frank: You also wrote a novel called The Monkey Handlers. It would be of great interest to the readers of my website to know what is your opinion of monkeys.
Liddy: Monkeys are primates. They're genetic material is 98% the same as ours, and actually greater than some talk show hosts.
Frank: I think we know which ones you are referring to. I guess this is a common question for you: what's with the mustache? Is there something on your upper lip you are trying to hide?
Liddy: No. It's something that I've worn on and off since my youth. If you were to get a hold of one of the early additions of the book Will, you'll see photographs of me in there sometimes with one, sometimes without one. There is one when I was in the military when I had one circa about 1968 or so. I just decided to keep it.
Frank: Have you ever considered a soul patch instead?
Liddy: I'm sorry; considered what?
Frank: A soul patch.
Liddy: I don't know what you're talking about.
Frank: It's a little bit of hair under your lower lip.
Liddy: You mean a goatee?
Frank: No, it's just under your lower lip. A soul patch is a little hippy thing.
Liddy: Alright, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Frank: Okay. Forget it then. Now, I'm pretty young - I'm only 24 - so I don't know much about history before the early 90's, but I heard something about how you once ran into some trouble at a hotel. Are you now more careful at hotels, or do you steal towels with impunity?
Liddy: I didn't run into any trouble at a hotel. I think you are referring to the Watergate Hotel, and the Watergate burglary took place not in the hotel, but the Watergate office building. I wasn't there.
Frank: Oh, okay. Wish I knew that. I saw that movie Nixon - that was a while ago - and all I remember is that Oliver Stone had some weird conspiracy theory that Nixon was an Englishman. Anyway, how do you think that the actor John Diehl did? Did he correctly get the essence of G. Gordon Liddy?
Liddy: I don't know. I never saw the movie.
Frank: Never saw the movie? Had no interest in seeing that?
Liddy: Well, it's Oliver Stone. There is no point in anybody ever seeing an Oliver Stone movie because any resemblance between fact and whatever is contained in the movie is incidental.
Frank: I guess me, personally, I'd be kind of curious how someone portrayed me.
Liddy: Okay, my producer is demonstrating with me that I have to go. Do you have any last question?
Frank: What do you think of the blogosphere? Are you threatened that it is going to encroach on more established media such as radio shows, or do you not even know what I'm talking about?
Liddy: I know what you are talking about. It's a separate means of expression which is growing rapidly which means that it is filling a need.
Frank: And are there any blogs that you read regularly?
Liddy: I read our mutual friend Eric Scheie.
Frank: (whispering) Say, "I also read IMAO."
Liddy: Okay, well I've enjoyed our conversation. Thank you very much.
Frank: And thank you too.
Liddy: You're welcome. Bye bye. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
pfa
Don't yank pfa's chain.
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Posts: 296
|
| Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Liddy likes 'is "guns."  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Join! (free) 
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
