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TerryGale On the "Bleep" Button


Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 752
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:19 pm Post subject: OK, Who farted?? Isn't it ironic.. |
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..??? The show built on farting and burping ended early today because of bad gas...?? | Quote: | * Artie Has To Drink Water This Morning! Oh The Horror! 01/08/07. 6:00am
* Ralph's Business Meeting And Howard's Chess Game. 01/08/07. 6:15
* Artie's Unfinished Story And Howard's Sex Stories. 01/08/07. 6:20am
* Artie's Story Finished And Florida Flight Menu. 01/08/07. 6:35am
* SIRIUS News. 01/08/07. 7:15am
* Lisa G's News Preview And Eric The Midget Calls In. 01/08/07. 7:20am
* William Shatner Recording Session Audio Clip. 01/08/07. 7:35am
* Superfan Susan Visits. 01/08/07. 7:40am
* Sal And Richard's Latest Prank Call. 01/08/07. 8:20am
* The Napier Brothers Bring In Hot Chick Christina. 01/08/07. 8:25am
* Gas Smell Ends Show Early! 01/08/07. 9:15am
* Howard Returns, Then Leaves Again. 01/08/07. 9:40am
* The Wrap-Up Show Goes On Air During This Crisis. 01/08/07. 10:10am |
Gas-like odor permeates parts of Manhattan, New Jersey - Link _________________
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Riled Martian ..and we're back


Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 25
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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The farther stupid motherf*ckers, who resemble blonde-haired, blue-eyed humans get away from New York City and New Jersey, a, uhhhh, blue-white light, the, uhhh, easier it, the aliens would say, becomes to, uh, joke, and stuff like this. But New York City and New Jersey have a, uhhhh, long history of catastrophies...
I'd advise that you stop with the Howard Stern is, so to speak, the 'father of all bad gas business,' until such time that we will no longer need to be encumbered with this physiology that we have here. Howard may be, however, the father of much of the hot air on the Sirius airwaves - particularly if farting or, uhhhh, burping is involved. There are people, unnamed, in high echelon positions that I could call at this moment and tell them to nullify... uh, the f*cking, uh, satellite radio industry.
Hey, look here, This is, so to speak, the, uhhh, end time, you see... Now, the Mothership is 40 kilometers across - that is roughly 20 miles across. Which means they have exceeded the speed of light 100-fold. I suppose this would involve ... what we call ... Quantum Windows or Stargate ... and things of this nature. The Great Mothership is stationed near the planet Saturn. As it, the aliens would say, becomes time for the Mothership to, uh, return, you understand, things could become very strange indeed. Here is, so to speak, a, uhhhh, history lesson for you:
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IrReverend Faithful Listener


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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.wnbc.com/news/10694568/detail.html
WNNNNBC...
Howard Stern jokingly tried to take responsibility for the odor and convince those around him that it was only his farting, but his hurrying to end the show early gave him away.... |
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DeliDilly Faithful Listener


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Riled Martian ..and we're back


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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:53 pm Post subject: |
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Listen, David Letterman had several theories about the, uhhh, smell, and things like this.. Two of the, uhhh, better ones were that things started going wrong when Pluto was demoted from planet status and the other was that it, the aliens would say, was boiled cabbage from that nearby deli often featured on the show... Letterman spent most of the first 15 minutes spinning bad gas. Riley waned on being a, uhhhh, Letterman fan after "Evil Dave" sided with Howard and the gang picking on Riley last summer. _________________ Web-based Riley Soundboard |
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Leon Salvager Faithful Listener


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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:12 am Post subject: |
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It was fans of a popular radio show, strategically placed around the NYC commute radius... The farters and qweefers were having their day!! _________________ Always remember, "Hi, I'm Sal Governale..." |
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Kleptoposter Yellow Alert


Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 162
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:32 am Post subject: |
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| Fish Heads at SFN wrote: | This is a job for FARTMAN !!!
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Bianca's Flea Thanks for calling


Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Posts: 30
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:01 am Post subject: |
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According to the "flea network," the farters and queefers had help from some real animals. Maybe these two, observed with night goggles during the wee hours Monday, were actually spraying...
There's a mug shot of one of them, ID'd as "Timmy."
The other one (Joey) may morph into human form and can sometimes be caught on video. Joey is in the foreground...
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TerryGale On the "Bleep" Button


Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 752
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:44 am Post subject: |
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The gas was not covered at all on-air by my local NBC affiliate. The local station's website did have a link to the NYC affiliate's article.
There was an lookalike on the WNNNBC site Monday, but since the one we know was alive and posting elsewhere Monday, and lives outside NYC - it's not. The resemblance did cause me to do a double-take, though. _________________
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pussNbootski Faithful Listener


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TerryGale On the "Bleep" Button


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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:10 am Post subject: |
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Regis opened Tuesday stating that "Howard Stern ran from the microphone and ran for his life...." (during their recap of the gas). _________________
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admin Sternly Sacked, Savaged, and HanNUTized


Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 422
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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| TerryGale wrote: | | Regis opened Tuesday stating that "Howard Stern ran from the microphone and ran for his life...." (during their recap of the gas). | (This is actually a response to the SFRT discussion thread at SFN.) We can laugh now, because the scare turned out to be nothing and we are 5 years removed from 9-11. But in searching for news yesterday, some old news reports of some very serious gas leak situations in the NYC/NJ area came up. The area has more of a history than I imagined.
On 9-11, those that tried to stay longer or were stranded due to transportation problems had to endure a lot of hardship in travelling. What seemed to happen Monday, was that many businesses erred on the side of caution to allow their employees to leave in some sort of orderly manner.
Many of us are hundreds, even thousands of miles away from NYC/NJ. Staying or going simply isn't our call to make - no matter how much we're addicted to Howard and the show. So the real world replaced plans of people in the affected areas with some unexpected drama Monday, se la vie... Just be thankful it wasn't more serious, I guess. Even Regis' goofing on Howard will pass. If this hadn't occurred following a 'short week' following a two week vacation, we probably would have felt less inconvenienced. _________________ "We grow too soon old and too late smart..." quoted by Michael Savage... God Bless America CAN be a sincere prayer... God relieve me of my obsessions to always be right and to SHARE... |
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Who?Me? Host changed topics


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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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It stunk!! That's all I got to say about it. ..Oh yeah, and it wasn't me farting, either!! _________________
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Erg! V.I.P. Honorary Greeter


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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.google.com/search?q=NYC+gas+scare
A few more articles about it now... But not so much on TV (aside from comedians goofing on shows that quit early).
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