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TerryGale · On the "Bleep" Button Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 752

..??? The show built on farting and burping ended early today because of bad gas...??

Riled Martian · ..and we're back Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 25

The farther stupid motherf*ckers, who resemble blonde-haired, blue-eyed humans get away from New York City and New Jersey, a, uhhhh, blue-white light, the, uhhh, easier it, the aliens would say, becomes to, uh, joke, and stuff like this. But New York City and New Jersey have a, uhhhh, long history of catastrophies...

I'd advise that you stop with the Howard Stern is, so to speak, the 'father of all bad gas business,' until such time that we will no longer need to be encumbered with this physiology that we have here. Howard may be, however, the father of much of the hot air on the Sirius airwaves - particularly if farting or, uhhhh, burping is involved. There are people, unnamed, in high echelon positions that I could call at this moment and tell them to nullify... uh, the f*cking, uh, satellite radio industry.

Hey, look here, This is, so to speak, the, uhhh, end time, you see... Now, the Mothership is 40 kilometers across - that is roughly 20 miles across. Which means they have exceeded the speed of light 100-fold. I suppose this would involve ... what we call ... Quantum Windows or Stargate ... and things of this nature. The Great Mothership is stationed near the planet Saturn. As it, the aliens would say, becomes time for the Mothership to, uh, return, you understand, things could become very strange indeed. Here is, so to speak, a, uhhhh, history lesson for you:

Jersey Gas Leak Forces Evacuation in 2 Towns, August 20, 1988

Jersey Gas Leak, September 16, 1981

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IrReverend · Faithful Listener Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 59

http://www.wnbc.com/news/10694568/detail.html
WNNNNBC...

Howard Stern jokingly tried to take responsibility for the odor and convince those around him that it was only his farting, but his hurrying to end the show early gave him away....

DeliDilly · Faithful Listener Joined: 05 Dec 2005 Posts: 113

Very few outside NYC commute areas are talking about this at all... It will be curious to see how Letterman spins this and maybe tomorrow, Kelly and Regis...
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Riled Martian · ..and we're back Joined: 07 Aug 2006 Posts: 25

Listen, David Letterman had several theories about the, uhhh, smell, and things like this.. Two of the, uhhh, better ones were that things started going wrong when Pluto was demoted from planet status and the other was that it, the aliens would say, was boiled cabbage from that nearby deli often featured on the show... Letterman spent most of the first 15 minutes spinning bad gas. Riley waned on being a, uhhhh, Letterman fan after "Evil Dave" sided with Howard and the gang picking on Riley last summer.
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Leon Salvager · Faithful Listener Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Posts: 99

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Bianca's Flea · Thanks for calling Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Posts: 30

According to the "flea network," the farters and queefers had help from some real animals. Maybe these two, observed with night goggles during the wee hours Monday, were actually spraying...

There's a mug shot of one of them, ID'd as "Timmy."

The other one (Joey) may morph into human form and can sometimes be caught on video. Joey is in the foreground...

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TerryGale · On the "Bleep" Button Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 752

The gas was not covered at all on-air by my local NBC affiliate. The local station's website did have a link to the NYC affiliate's article.
There was an

lookalike on the WNNNBC site Monday, but since the one we know was alive and posting elsewhere Monday, and lives outside NYC - it's not. The resemblance did cause me to do a double-take, though.
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Bye Bye Bootstracker.. Watching JB watch the internet revolve around Stern...

TerryGale · On the "Bleep" Button Joined: 09 Nov 2005 Posts: 752

Regis opened Tuesday stating that "Howard Stern ran from the microphone and ran for his life...." (during their recap of the gas).
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Who?Me? · Host changed topics Joined: 04 Aug 2006 Posts: 21

It stunk!! That's all I got to say about it. ..Oh yeah, and it wasn't me farting, either!!
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Erg! · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:50 pm Post subject:

http://www.google.com/search?q=NYC+gas+scare
A few more articles about it now... But not so much on TV (aside from comedians goofing on shows that quit early).

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