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Lush Rimbaugh
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 Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:14 pm Post subject: Eric The Midget Banned/Who is a 'wack-packer?' |
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From MarksFriggin..
| Quote: | * Eric The Midget Banned From The Show. 06/28/06. 8:45am
Howard came back from break after playing a prank call that they made to Eric the Midget recently where they jerked him around and had him thinking that he was going to meet Diana Digarmo. Howard said he got a letter from Eric where he makes some demands on what has to happen for him to fly on balloons. He read the letter and Eric demands that they give him $500,000. He wants $250,000 to go to the LPA (Little People Association) and another 250 to some association for the thing he suffers from. Eric and Howard got into an argument about the pronunciation of the Ehilers Danlos that he suffers from. Howard said he's probably one of 2 people who suffer from it so he wouldn't know how to pronounce it.
Gary came in and said that Doug Goldstein suffers from the same thing in a less severe way. He said his joints bend in weird ways. Howard got back to the demands that Eric had to do the flying. He was demanding a new laptop, a new Xbox 360 and a bunch of other electronic devices that he wants. He also demands that Howard not put the cartoon of him up on Howard TV. He was asking to meet other people from American Idol.
Howard asked Eric if that's all they have to do. Eric asked him where the second paragraph is. Howard told Eric that he's not going to give into his demands and he still thinks that he's going to fly. He told Eric that he's got a new picture of the girl who called in yesterday and she's extremely hot. He said he's sick of his demands. Eric cut him off and told him to shut up a minute.
Eric told Howard that he's not going to do this for someone who insulted Wendy the Retard who can't help herself. Howard told Eric that the only reason anyone writes to him on his Myspace account is because he's on this show. He might just start ignoring him and he'll watch as his Myspace account dries up. He wanted to send Eric the new picture of this chick who called in yesterday but Eric was on a corded phone so he had to switch over to a cordless.
Howard told Eric that he created ''Eric the Midget'' on his show. Eric said his parents created him 31 years ago. Howard said what they created was Ehilers Danlos Eric. He told Eric he's going to have his own cartoon on Howard TV and the cartoon is going to be great. Robin said it could become a whole series. Eric wasn't too thrilled about that.
Eric got the new picture of the girl who wanted to go on a date with him but he said he's not going to do the balloon flying thing. Howard said he must be gay then because that chick is hot. Eric said he doesn't trust Howard because of the way his staff prank calls him and things like that. Eric said he doesn't trust Howard that Valerie is even a real person. He thinks that she's one of the staff members. Benjy, who Eric apparently trusts, told Eric that as far as he knows she's real. Howard asked Eric if he lied to him about getting him on American Dreams or about getting him into some American Idol event so he could meet some of the people. Eric said no... but he seems to have forgotten about all of the things Howard has done for him.
Howard said that one way or another he will get Eric to fly. Eric said he's not flying and he's not doing it for someone who would say such nasty things about Wendy the Retard. Howard told Eric not to call the show and ask for stuff anymore until he comes to his senses. Eric told him that all of that stuff has to be done before he will fly on balloons. He told Howard to read the second paragraph of his letter.
Howard pulled the letter from the garbage and read that stuff. He was demanding that the guys in the studio dress in full drag. Howard asked him why he wants to see them in drag and not date this girl. Howard told Eric that they already dressed in drag for the book ''Miss America.''
Howard told Eric not to call him anymore, he wants nothing to do with him and he wants his Myspace account to dry up. The guys from Howard TV were playing the new Eric cartoon for them but they didn't have any sound. Howard told Eric that he's going to love it. Eric said that he's going to sue him over it if they air it. Howard said he can't sue him over that. Robin was laughing her ass off as she watched it.
Jessica Hahn called in and told Eric that he would have no life without Howard and he's not being funny. She sounded genuinely pissed off at him and went off on him for a couple of minutes. Howard told her to lighten up a bit. She said that Howard has been so nice to Eric and he's hoping that Howard dies. Jessica told Howard that Eric will have nothing without him and he doesn't realize that.
Howard let Jessica go and told Eric that she loves everybody. It's unusual for her to get pissed off at someone like that. Another caller told Howard he has to get rid of Eric and just cut him off if it's going to keep this crap up. Howard told Eric that this is backfiring on him and the public is siding with him. Howard said he's done with Eric and they'll just have to find a new midget for the show. Howard said he'll even get a hold of Eric's Myspace account and hand it over to the new guy. Eric said he already had someone hack his account. Howard said goodbye to Eric and told him there's still time for him to change his mind. Eric said he's not going to change his mind. Robin said that he's not to call in anymore unless he agrees to fly.
Since Eric is no longer on the show, Howard mentioned that they have a Wack Pack contest going on where they're looking for a new Wack Packer. He said that he may not even show the Eric the Midget cartoon because he wants him to disappear into obscurity.
The Wack Pack thing led to Robin trying to figure out just who is in the Wack Pack. She gave Howard a list of people and asked if they are in the Wack Pack. Here are some of those names that came up...
* Double A - Yes
* High Pitch Eric - Yes
* Crackhead Bob - Yes
* Fred the Elephant Boy - Yes
* High Pitch Eric - Yes
* King of all Blacks - Yes
* Big Black - Yes
* Melrose - Yes
* Bobo - No
* Joey Boots - Yes
* Wendy the Retard - Yes
* Gary the Retard - Yes
* Sal the Stockbroker - Yes |
But where are Daniel Carver and Miss Howard Stern? |
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Leon Salvager
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| Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Leon Salvager wrote: | | Quote: | | * Sal the Stockbroker - Yes |
 !?!?!?!?! Sal has not been getting any love this week. |
 
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Erg!
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F.Y.I. - ETA's recent blog entry... | Quote: | Answers To F.A.Q. I've Been Getting, And More.
Answer #1. No I'm not doing the balloon stunt ever. Reason for me not to do it is because of more then half of the Stern Show listeners aren't worth it at all. With the way they talk to me or about me on the show, on here (MySpace), and on SFN. Of course I'm sorry to those of you that are actually nice to me on here, and treat me with respect, but the ones that are assholes towards me ruined it for you nice people. Again I'm sorry but I just can't do it for that simple reason. I do go, and things to please people who disrespect me. Maybe if I got more respect from all of you, and not less then half of Stern's then maybe I'd consider it, but like I said I'm not doing it for the entertainment of a bunch of people that hate to even hear me on the show, and call me names.
Answer #2. No I don't fear the balloons. Balloons are no where close to anything I fear. As I said above that's the only reason that I'm not doing it. I'm not like Tyra Banks with a completely stupid fear. Being affraid of balloons, or flying with balloons is as stupid as Tyra's fear of dolphins.
Answer #3. Now this is an answer to one question that is really getting on my nerves, and that is the question about Briana. Look I'm friends with her parents not her. I've hardly even talked to her. I told to her father about her start in the country music business, because I'm a huge country music fan. Take a look at my top 24, and you can see that I love country. I think it's cool as a fan of country that I can say that I am a friend of the family when she makes it big. That's the only interest that I have in her, and there's nothing wrong or bad about that.
Answer #4. This is another one that bugs me. That is a lot of you questioning if I'm straight. Yes I am straight. Just because I pass up chances with any of the pornstars that Stern has tried to set me up with or that nurse chick. I want to deal with that whole thing on my own terms. I don't trust being setup by Howard. The whole Valerie thing seems like a setup. In fact the last morning I called in the line I called in on the woman who answered the call sounded dead on like Valerie. The reason I started listening to the show was because I saw Private Parts, and loved seeing all the busty nude women in that movie. That's why I started frist watching the E! show, and the listen to the show, and like a lot of you I sit, and picture the nude women. So hopefully this ends this question.
One last thing. Please leave the people on my friends list alone. Believe it or not, not all of them are on my list because they've heard me on the show. Some are family, friends that I've known for years, and country music artists. So please leave them all alone. So if you've got a problem with me, then you take it up with me - not them.
This is a first draft the completely fixed version will be up here later. |
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Lush Rimbaugh
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Howard broke down and gave ETM attention today.
| MarksFriggin wrote: | * Eric The Midget (Ingrate's) Latest Voice Mail. 07/31/06. 10:20am
..Howard played a voice mail that Eric the Midget left for them recently. Eric said he got an invitation to go to an event where he got to meet Hulk Hogan and his daughter so he doesn't need the show to get to meet famous people. He said he can do all of that on his own. Howard said that kid is a real ingrate after all of that stuff that they've done for him. Eric said he's going to meet Kelly Clarkson without Howard's help so Gary said he's going to call her people and tell them not to let him meet her. |
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Viking Kitty
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ETM's voice was actually relief from Crazy Alice, HPE, and Riley's whining. Still, I think ETM needs a longer break from the show.
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